More Than Survive

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

I'm waitin' for my porno to load

My brain is gonna freakin' explode

And now, of course, it's time to hit the road

Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day

But that really isn't such a change

If I'm not feelin' weird or super strange

My life would be in utter disarray

'Cause freakin' out is my ok

Good morning, time to start the day

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

Now, should I take a bus or walk instead?

I feel my stomach fillin' up with dread

When I get nervous my whole face goes red

Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still

A junior on the bus is killer weak

But if I walk, when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek

And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak

Ugh God, I wish I had the skill

To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero

Just wanna stay in the line

I'll never be your Rob De Niro

For me, Joe Pesci is fine

And so, I follow my own rules

And I use them as my tools

To stay alive

I don't wanna be special, no, no

I just wanna survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

♪

So, Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake:

I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool and then she lost at pool deliberately...

That is so awesome!

Brooke!

I mean slutty!

And then Madeline was all like-

I'm telling the story, Jenna!

Oh my God, he's like, totally getting off on that...

Eww!

Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!

Oh, sorry, I was just trynna get to my-

Jakey D! Yo, what's the story with Madeline?

Oh man, I shouldn't say... but it's a good thing I rock at pool.

I navigate the dangerous hall

Focus on a poster there on the wall

Avoiding any eye contact at all

And trying hard to remain unseen

The poster's closer now, what does it say?

It's a sign up for the after school play

...it's a sign up sheet for getting called "gay"

And that's not what I need right now end scene

I hang a left and there's:

Christine

Christine

Christine

Christine Canigula

Christine

Did you say something?

♪

Well that was smooth

Yeah that was super pimp

My mac daddy game couldn't be more limp!

No time to wallow, no instead

Just clear your brain and move ahead

Except that you're one of those guys

Who'll be a virgin 'till he dies!

I don't wanna be a baller!

Just want some skills to count on

If my nuts were any smaller

They would be totally gone!

If I continue at this rate

The only thing I'll ever date

Is my MacBook Pro hard drive

I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no

I just wanna survive!

Michael!

Jeremy, my buddy,

How's it hanging? Lunch is bangin'

Had my sushi, got my slushy and more!

The roll was megi-maki and I'm feelin' kinda cocky

'Cos the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour!

You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?

Ohhhh

I'm listenin' to Marley

And the groove is soundin' gnarly

And we're almost at the end of this song!

Yeah, that was the end, now tell me friend:

How was class?

You look like ass, what's wrong?

I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel

That's progress!

I tore it up and flushed it.

Ugh

It's still progress.

It's all good, hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!

That's... good?

Evolution's the survival of the fittest, right? But now, because of technology

You don't have to be strong to survive!

Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha!

So own it! Why try to be cool when you can be-

Signing up for the play!

I was gonna say gettin' stoned in my basement but uh-

No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!

Christine

Christine

Christine

Christine Conigula

Christine

Christine

Christine...

Christine Conigula

Christine Conigula

♪

I feel my body movin' through the air

See my converse walkin' over there

Take a shaky breath and I prepare

Who cares if people think I'm lame?

Christine signed, I'll do the same!

I grab the pen, I write my name

Gay!

Hahahahaha!

Ahh, I like gay people

I'm never gonna be the cool guy

I'm more the one who's left out

Of all the characters at school

I am not the one who the story's about

Why can't someone just help me out?

And teach me how to thrive

Help me do more than survive!

Nah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

More than survive...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...

More than survive!

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!

If this was an apocalypse

I would not need any tips

In how to stay alive

But since the Zombie army's yet to decend

And the period is going to end

I'm just tryin' my best to pass the test and

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,

Go, go!

Survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon,

Go, go!

Survive!

C-c-c'mon, c-c-c'mon

Go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...

Go!