The Pitiful Children

You were always quite the loser Jeremy

Then I invaded

And you upgraded

Badabuhbuh

Nooooo

Ohooohh, Jeremy

It's true that I found you, but look around you

All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete

You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain

They're operating system's obsole-e-ete

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-e-elp you

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?

Users embracing and interfacing

People, people

Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)

Gone is human error a-nd fear (beeb

Bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)

Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly

If you feel their silent tears

Yes, turn the knob and switch that gear

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them and soon this will be you

♪

Let's save the pitiful children, rab beep beep bope

Let's save the pitiful children, re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo

Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue

That's what we do

If that's what we do

Then everything about us is going to be wonderful

We love everything about Squips

Everything about us is going to be so alive

We could never live without Squips

You won't feel left out or unsure

Not pitiful children anymore

'Cause

Everything about us is going to be cool

When... we... rule