Tonight Belongs to You

I can tell you're feeling wary

But you can count on uncle Barry

He can turn this butch-y duck into a swan

Your whole look could use a shake-up

You can borrow all my make-up

And the pair of spanks I currently have on

I think I'll pass

Treat the whole world like your runway

Make it fierce but in a fun way

Try to flip your hair like Cher

And drag queens do

And I don't mean to be rude, dear

But you could use some attitude, dear

Let's show the school that

Tonight belongs to you

One thing's universal

Live's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves before it's through

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that you own it

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to you

Now, whatever we choose, you gotta remember to sell it

How do I do that?

Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate

You might find this disconcerting

But old Barry's done some flirting

Try to bat your eyes and smize

Each time you grin

I can guess your whole agenda

You be Elphie

I'm Glinda

It's makeover time so why not just give in

Come on

One thing's universal

Live's no dress rehearsal

So why not make some waves before it's through

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that I own it

Yes ma'am!

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to you

What?

Belongs to me

Oh god, I can't believe this is finally happening

She almost ruined it for all of us

Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot

You look so hot

Well I hate to sound conceited

But the boys get overheated

When I strike a pose or two like this

You have to hand it to me

I mean even I would do me

Let's show the world

Tonight belongs to us

One thing's universal

Live's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to us

I have worked very hard on this night

And I have a right to enjoy it, too.

Now you are going to have a wonderful prom.

I made sure of that

What does that mean?

I don't like when strangers get in my way

Or anyone who messes with the PTA

Well maybe that's just me

But trust me

Fixing little problems is what I do

Now everyone is happy

I promise you

And I would never miss a night like this, Alyssa

You're my superstar

Now get your ass in the car

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Tonight belongs to us

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Tonight belongs to us

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One thing's universal

Live's no dress rehearsal

Excuse me while I state the obvious

Go big or you've blown it

It's time that we own it

Let's make it clear that

Tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs to

Make it clear that tonight belongs to us