Barry Is Going to Prom

I'm oddly excited

Perhaps that's because

Although it shouldn't matter

It somehow does

It's strange but

I feel like I'm in a time machine

'Cause guess what

It's like I'm suddenly seventeen

So book a white limo

Uncork the Dom

After twenty-nine years I am finally going to prom

I once thought

A night like this wasn't in the cards

Now I've got a date, a tux

And the whole nine yards

A rational person

Would just stay calm

Since when am I rational

Barry is going to prom

The prom!

I wish I could tell that sad kid I was

Just stop crying into his Cheetos

They say it gets better

Guess what, it does

Who cares if you're a big old girl

Just get into that gym

And twirl

Barry's going to the

To the freaking prom

Going to the prom

In showbiz I've never felt such a thrill devine

My date is a High School lesbian

Still it's fine

And though it's been years

I might call my mom

And tell her that though it's overdue

All my waiting is over too

And if you're not happy I'm over you

'Cause Barry

Yes Barry

Look at me mom!

Barry is going to

Prom