Ballad Of Hank Williams

(Don, tell us how it really was when you was working with daddy)

Well, in 1950, I took a little nip

Along with Mr Williams on the way to Mississippi

We were stacked eight deep in a Packard limousine

When we met this promoter in the town of New Orleans

Well the man told daddy he had what it took

And he liked the way he sang and he liked the way he shook

He said pretty soon he'd make us all rich

And we started believing that fat sumbitch

Now daddy told the man if you wanna make some dough

Take a little money and book me on a show

And we played them dates and we filled the places well

But Hank he done blowed the profit all to hell

Cause he'd run through a ten and he'd run through a twenty

And he'd run through a hundred just as hard as he could go

Like a big (unknown) to a little bitty feller

He'd spend a thousand dollars on a hundred dollar show

Hank looked at me with a funny looking grin

Said I been to the Opry and I'm going back again

We met the owner in a little office there

A big fat fella with some artificial hair

He told Hank he wanted half of everything he made

Or he'd have to tell Audrey bout some women Hank had laid

And you told daddy he'd better get smart

Get rid of them fellas and make a new start

Then he fired my ass and he fired Jerry Rivers

And he fired every body just as hard as he could go

He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt

And he fired some people that he didn't even know

Well every song he made it went to number one

Y'all was workin like hell and you was havin fun

We was ridin every day and playin every night

And every twenty minutes some of us had a fight

Now daddy he was makin money hand over fist

And y'all was getting screwed but you wasn't gettin kissed

Yeah I told him to pass a liitle bit around

But he said he'd rather send it to his folks in Alabama

So he fired your ass and he fired Jerry Rivers

And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go

He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt

And he fired some people that he didn't even know

Now the owner of the Opry he's doin pretty good

He's got a music company that they call Cedarwood

And Hank played nothin but sold out halls

And I was pumpin gas in greasy overalls

Cause he fired my ass and he fired Jerry Rivers

And he fired everybody just as hard as he could go

He fired old Cedric and he fired Sammy Pruitt

And he fired some people that he didn't even know

Hank'd run through a fifty and he'd run through a hundred

And he'd run through a thousand just as hard as he could go

Buying Cadillac coupes paying double alimony

And he fired some people that he didn't even know