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Miracle of Judaism - Anthony Rosenthal

Miracle of Judaism

Anthony Rosenthal

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Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah?

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I don't want the girls I should want

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I want girls for whom I lust

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Girls who smoke and show their bust

Girls with whom I always wake up

Strike one!

Would they come though?

If they where invited

And not laugh at my hebrew

And not laugh at my father and his friends

Strike two!

Excluding them

I find exciting

And I'm left with them

I'll be inviting

Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah

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That's the miracle of Judaism

Strike three!

You're out

That'd be the miracle of Judaism

- It's already the end -