Miracle of Judaism

Dot Nardoni

Tiffany Axelrod

Zoe Feinstein

Angelina Dellibovi

Bunny Doyne

Or, what's her name?

Mo Cristofaro

And Ellie Mazie Rosenthal's really well built

When Heather Levin stares at me

Why do I wilt?

I like when Julie Johnson

Does splits in her kilt

Of these girls

Which should I invite to my bar mitzvah?

I've a problem to flaunt

I don't want the girls I should want

Batter up!

I want girls for whom I lust

Girls who wear a lot of make up

Girls who smoke and show their bust

Girls with whom I always wake up

Strike one!

Would they come though?

If they where invited

And not laugh at my hebrew

And not laugh at my father and his friends

Strike two!

Excluding them

I find exciting

And I'm left with them

I'll be inviting

Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah

God

That's the miracle of Judaism

Strike three!

You're out

That'd be the miracle of Judaism