White Trash Bay

A houseboat bar called the Gin Palace

Docked in White Trash Bay

We serve homemade tequila 23 hours a day

We got hand-rolled cigars

And a three-foot driftwood bar

Where Cap'n Earl serenades the workin' girls

Now you can have warm flat beer

Or a jar of cherry moonshine

And you can have a shot of Copperhead Whiskey

You can have a pull of Thunderbird Wine

It's always cash in hand

And you can still drink if you can still stand

Floating on a bayou barstool praying to God we don't sink

And on this boat, I'm the king of the sea

There ain't nobody that don't know me

Now I'm a riverboat bandit mean as hell, known near and far

And if you hear a rumor, I'm dead and gone

Know this legend will still live on

Throw me in the river with concrete boots

Like a bottle of whiskey, I was bound to drown

We got a dirty blonde waitress, her name's Scarlet

Her red lipstick, she's a sailors harlot

She can drop it down low and make ya head spin if the money gets right

She's got a snake skin wallet on a wallet chain

Her faded tramp stamp says, "Bring the Pain"

And she'll be gone without warning in the morning, don't fall in love

And on this boat, I'm the king of the sea

There ain't nobody that don't know me

Now I'm a riverboat bandit mean as hell, known near and far

And if you hear the rumor, I'm dead and gone

Know this legend will still live on

Throw me in the river with concrete boots

Like a bottle of whiskey, I was bound to drown

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We play a hundred dollar games of single rack nine ball

And you can throw bones if you like to watch dice fall

You can cut cards with Tennessee Slim, we'll play seven-card stud

You better have a knife or a .44

'Cause every night, there's blood on this floor

And there ain't no law to get all the way to White Trash Bay

And on this boat, I'm the king of the sea

There ain't nobody that don't know me

Now I'm a riverboat bandit mean as hell, known near and far

And if you hear the rumor, I'm dead and gone

You know this legend will still live on

Throw me in the river with concrete boots

Like a bottle of whiskey, I was bound to drown

I hope they find me in the river with concrete boots

'Cause like a bottle of whiskey, I was bound to drown