Nobody Cares

I wake up hungover

I go to bed smashed

Like an alcoholic hamster

On one of them little wheelie-things

Every evening the same

Every morning, the pain

I start drinkin' at ten

And by noon, I'm not feeling things

And nobody cares what I'm talkin' about

Oh shit, I just gone thrown up in my mouth

Just swallow it, man

Just swallow it

Your opinions or your vomit

Either way they don't want it (What's your point?)

I think I had a point there, but the point is it don't matter (What is your point)

'Cause it's pointless having points anyway

'Cause nobody cares what I'm saying

Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)

What's the point of botherin'

If no one else is bothered?

I was born in this town

And I'm gonna die here, too

I wake with a headache

I take a piss, I often miss

I often get a little bit on the floor

I eat a piece of toast that I found toasted in the toaster

Then I goes to get my jacket by the rack by the back door

And then I get into my truck

I drive a block to Ralphie's shop

It's always shut

I picks him up and drives us up

To Running Rock and shoot some cans

And crack some cans and shoot the breeze

About the weather

Or a sports team or a car

And after that, the bar

Nobody cares what I say

Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)

What's the point of botherin'

If no one else is bothered?

I was born in this town

And I'm gonna die here too

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I wake with a headache

I take a piss, I often miss

I often get a little bit on the floor

I sometimes try to clean the mess I makes from my mistakes

But for whose sake am I making all this effing effort for?

I wake up each morning to the same damn day

There seems to be jack-shit I can do or say

I got no voice, I got no vote

I got no way to change a Goddamn thing

I think that's a pig

Who gives a fig?

Nobody cares what I do

Nobody cares if I'm alive

Utterly uninfluential

No regrets and no potential

Every turn inconsequential

Yee-haw, let's drive

Nobody cares what I say

Nobody cares about my life (Nobody gives a flying f-)

Utterly un-instrumental

No insurance, no intent

Actually, I've got dental

Okay, well, that's nice

And I'm not sure what the point is

But the point is, it don't matter

Point is it don't matter

'Cause nobody cares what I do

Nobody cares I'm alive (Nobody cares I'm alive)

Utterly uninfluential

No regrets and no potential

Every turn inconsequential

♪

And I'm not sure what the point is

But the point is it don't matter

Not sure what the point is

Point is it don't matter

'Cause nobody cares what I do

Nobody cares if I'm alive (Nobody cares)

Utterly uninfluential

No regrets and no potential

Every turn inconsequential

Utterly repercussion-free!

Though arguably, not for that tree

I think I pooped my dungaree

No consequence at all!