Better with a Man

When a fellow needs a little helping hand

Who'll be there? It's almost guaranteed

No one else could ever really understand

Only another man knows what you need

And when a man has fallen down upon his knees

In such a moment, who'd be better than

Someone who's self controlled

Someone who's strong and bold

Someone who's good as gold

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Then you agree, my friend.

Indeed i do.

When a man is lonely, he can always find

Another man who's feeling just the same (henry: that's it. Yes, he can.)

Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind

You'll both be buying before you know his name (oh, blotto and squiffy!)

And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in (come on, ponzo. Come on, ponzo.)

Who will cheer as loudly as he can (i will.)

Only a man would see

The meaning of victory

Oh, the comraderie

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Women have much to recommend

Lord knows i've had my share

Heh heh

But when a fellow needs a friend

That's a totally different affair

Women are soft against your skin

They're awfully nice to nestle with

But when the sport is masculine

You need a man to wrestle with

Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell

Oh, they will never tell

They'll never tell their wives

Married men know there are things you must not say

Discretion is the only way that love survives

Men are always there

Always there to share

And take good care

As mates, as brothers

Take a look at us

It's been ever thus

Since boarding school began

Women are too complex

Women too often vex

Men are a simpler sex

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Better with a man

Better with a man

Bottoms up!