Newsflash!

Pretty girls all around ya, foolin' around ya

Makin' you a fool all around, yeah

Pretty unsurprising honestly, you're no conundrum

I heard from Nina, Jenny, Lisa, Chrissy and Cassandra

I ain't interested in being a pretty name on your list

I got dreams and aspirations with prettier lips to kiss

My mama ain't give up all hers

So I'd be somebody's tryst

When somebody's got a Miss

Waiting at home, calling her sister

I swear this one loves me

She knew when you first kissed her

(Haha)

Go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends

For the last time, no I ain't coming over

I ain't got business witchu

I ain't got nothing to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash! I can do better than you

Lay bitches down proud and smugly

I'll lay down the ugly, I'd roll in my grave twice 'fore u touch me

How you look her in the eye and say "I love you baby"?

Babe you so shady extra shade ain't even necessary

What part of you don't get to have me

Do you not understand?

I never ever take my boys or corduroys secondhand

What kind of world you livin' in Alice?

This ain't Wonderland

You are not in demand

Don't it get tiring, leaving so many bruises?

'stead of another bitch try undressing your excuses

(Seriously though, you should try it sometime)

Go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends

For the last time, no I ain't coming over

I ain't got business witchu, I ain't got nothing to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash! I can do better than you

Firecracker women left and right

No, that don't make it right

That you be up in their sheets all night

While she's back home doin' only right by you

Mr. Casanova won't you

Save your intrigue and all your techniques

You think you sleek but

I'm smart and very, very out of your league

(So bye! Have a good week)

And go be someone else's hangover

You only intoxicate for a second

Before we'd all wake up mistake-makin' legends

For the last time, no I ain't coming over

I ain't got business witchu, I ain't got nothing to prove

There's no lower I'd ever stoop to

Newsflash! I can do better than