This Ain't My First Rodeo

You say your mama called and you must go

She's down in the bed and needs you so

And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not

Honey, ain't your mama sick a lot?

Lately, your head hurts every night

Could it be you wear your clothes too tight?

Since you don't seem to hear a single thing I say or do

Then I know there's nothing I can do for you

This ain't my first rodeo

This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown

This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show

This ain't my first rodeo

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You're telling me you lost your wedding band

Somehow, you say, it slipped right off your hand

And when I asked about those boxes stacked there by the door

You say, it's just some old things you don't wear no more

I didn't make it all the way through school

But my mama didn't raise any fools

I may not be the Einstein of our time

But honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind

This ain't my first rodeo

This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown

This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show, honey

This ain't my first rodeo

This ain't my first rodeo

This ain't the first time this ol' cowboy's been thrown

This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony show, honey

This ain't my first rodeo