The Coalition To Ban Coalitions

This is the coalition, to ban coalitions

I ain't a politician, but I've got views

Some folks want to ban cars, some want to get rid of Fender guitars

Why don't, you do your thing and we do our thing too

Now they want to take my cigarettes, and all my good whiskey

And these damn coalitions, they're are after you and me

They want to get rid of my forty fours, and all the R rated films

If they only knew how much, we'd all love to get rid of them

And this is a coalition, to ban coalitions

The views of a musician, yeah I've got some

Some folks want to ban cars, some want to get rid of electric guitars

Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone

Now the latest thing they want to stamp out, is violence on TV

And the worst of all is that Oscar winning rabbit, Bugs Bunny

Farewell Foghorn Leghorn, so long Yosemite Sam

They're missin' with our heroes, and we got to stop 'em now

This is the coalition, to ban coalitions

I ain't a politician, but I've got views

Some folks want to ban cars, some want to get rid of Fender guitars

Why don't, you do your thing and we do our thing too

And this is a coalition, to ban coalitions

The views of a musician, yeah I've got some

Some folks want to ban cars, some want to get rid of electric guitars

Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone

(Hey) You do your thing, and we'll do our thing too

(Next thing you know they'll wanna stamp out ducks)