It's A Scandal! It's A Outrage!

Oh!

Trapped!

Tricked!

Hoodblinked!

Ambushed!

Friend

Whut's on yer mind?

Why do you walk

Around and around

With yer hands

Folded behind

And yer chin scrapin' the ground?

O fellars I don't believe it!

Twenty minutes ago I am free like the breeze

Free like a bird in the woodland wild

Free like a gypsy, free like a child

I'm a happy man!

I'm unattached!

Twenty minutes ago I can do what I please

Flick my cigar ashes on a rug

Dunk with a donut, drink from a jug

I'm minding my own business like I oughter

Ain't meanin' no harm to anyone

I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter

Then I'm looking into the muzzle of a gun!

It's getting so you cain't have any fun!

Every daughter has a father with a gun!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

How a gal gits a husband today!

If you make one mistake when the moon is bright

Then they tie you to a contract

So you'll make it ev'ry night!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

When her fambly surround you and say

"You gotta make an honest womern outta Nell!"

To make you make her honest, she will lie like hell!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

On our manhood, it's a blot!

Where is the leader who will save us?

And be the first man to be shot?

Me?

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

Jist a wink and a kiss and you're through!

You're in a mess, and in less than a year, by heck!

There's a baby on your shoulder making bubbles on your neck!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

Any farmer will tell you it's true

A rooster in a chickencoop is better off'n men

He ain't the special property of just one hen!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!

When it's gonna be the day

We're gonna lead the liberation

And we will lead the way?

It's problem we must solve

We gotta start a revolution!

All right, boys! Revolve!