Together Again

IGOR (spoken):

Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!

(sung)

Like Laurel and Hardy,

Like Coke and Baccardi

Like Juliet and Romeo,

Ebb and flow,

To and fro,

Together, together again . . .

Together again for the first time,

We've only met in a dream!

Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here,

We're a team!

Together again for the first time,,

Haven't a woe or a care,

No longer a bad and accursed time,

It's easy to see,

You have to agree,

We're destined to be a great pair!

All of my life

I've been stoogin' around,

Nothin' to do, at a loss,

All of my life

I've been stoogin' around

But what good is a stooge

If he ain't got a boss?!

Together again for the first time,

Back on the track to renown,

We're gonna thrill 'em,

We're gonna kill 'em,

You'll be the teacher,

We'll make a new creature,

And scare the bloomin' daylights

Right outta this town!

FREDERICK (spoken):

No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then

I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures.

Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a . It's fun!

My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And

was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale.

A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around.

Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell . . .

(sung)

Together again for the first time

Haven't a woe or a care!

Together again for the first time

Haven't a woe or a care!

This is the best time

No longer a bad and accursed time,

It's easy to see

You have to agree

IGOR & FREDERICK:

We're destined to be a great pair!

FREDERICK (spoken):

May I?

Take it!

FREDERICK (sung):

All of my life

I've been bossing around,

Mean and alone, like a Scrooge,

All of my life

I've been bossing around,

But what good is a boss

If he ain't got a stooge?!

(spoken)

Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump.

What hump?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):

Together again for the first time,

We've only met in a dream

Like Ginger and Freddie

MacDonald and Eddy

Like San Juan and Teddy

Or meatballs and spaghetti

FREDERICK & IGOR:

But the pair that we cry for

The pair that we sigh for,

Tha pair that we die for,

Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore,

For the first time,

Together again!

IGOR (spoken):

Walk this way.

No, this way.

Really drag your foot.

Can you go left more?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):

Together again for the first time,

We've only met in a dream

Like Gimbel and Macy

Like Hepburn and Tracy

Like Lombard and Gable

Like good old Cain and Abel

IGOR & FREDERICK:

For the first time,

Together again!

Together forever again!