SIGNED, SOBER YOU

My third shot down, I'm in trouble

I'm a newly single man, seein' double

Fake a smile for all my friends

Then go home alone around 2 a.m.

And stumble through the front door, gone as it gets

Flip the kitchen light on, there it is

On the fridge, just my luck

"Read this if you're drunk"

Don't think about it, mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you think you miss her

But I promise you, you don't

There's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning

Like you always do

Signed, sober you

P.S. there's pizza in the freezer, Dumb and Dumber on the TV

It's so stupid, that's what you'd be

To go diggin' through her Instagram

If you're thinkin' 'bout that, read this again

Don't think about it, mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you think you miss her

But I promise you, you don't

There's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning

Like you always do

Signed, sober you

♪

Signed, sober you

Yeah, well remember last time that you hit her up

You heard some other guy, how much does that suck?

That set you back a month, yeah, trust me, old friend

You don't wanna go down that road again

So don't think about it, mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you wanna kiss her

But I promise you, you don't

And there's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning

Like you always do

Signed, sober you, yeah, yeah

Signed, sober you