Put Me In A Bar

You can put me in a 1984 4x4 and I'm gonna wind up in the mud

Or 02 pontoon 50 horse Evinrude party cove burnt from the sun

Hit the 50-yard line on a Sunday night

Wind up on the Jumbotron

You can put me anywhere

But let me tell ya by God

If ya put me in a bar

I'm Gonna get drunk

Take it too far

Have little fun

Sing a little Nitty Gritty

On the karaoke mic

Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right

Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up

With a hometown honey make me fall in love

Gonna light up the night like small town superstar

If ya put me in a bar

Yea I'm a knock-off Bill Dance with a rod in my hand

Drink more beer than I fish

On the 4th of July yeah I'm your guy if you want a burnt dog on a stick

Ain't no guitar picker but I know a little Skynyrd

And can probably figure out Wonderwall

You can put me anywhere

But let me tell you by God

If ya put me in a bar

I'm Gonna get drunk

Take it too far

Have little fun

Sing a little Nitty Gritty

On the karaoke mic

Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right

Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up

With a hometown honey make me fall in love

Gonna light up the night like small town superstar

If ya put me in a bar

If ya put me in a bar

I'm Gonna get drunk

Take it too far

Have little fun

Sing a little Nitty Gritty

On the karaoke mic

Forget all the words let the crowd sing them right

Gonna cut up the rug kick some dust up

With a hometown honey make me fall in love

Gonna light up the night like small town superstar

Yea light up the night like a small town superstar

If ya put me in a bar

If ya put me in a bar

Please put me in a bar