Monika Vs. Yandere-Chan

[Video Game Rap Battles!

Player one: Yandere-chan!

Player two: Monika!

FIGHT!

Piss me off, I bust quick

Now you got the tough chick

'Gainst the girl who broke her world

Until it couldn't function

That's what I call lovesick

All that for a crush, kid?

On a guy from real life, I sigh

Like how dare she damn?

Now I see why your team wouldn't let you near they man

You delete 'em and then steal him out of their very hands

Try that with Senpai and you will get a grade-A stab

Your final poem's bein' owned by Yandere-chan

(Hehehe)

And if you want a happy life

I'll educate in my foundation, sharpen up

I got a knife that's gonna end an AI life so I can set the precedent

Coding cannot slow me from assassinating presidents

A favor for your player, I'll eliminate you fast

No need to dump your file when your body's in the trash

There cannot be a witness for when I just slaughter ya

I'm killing all you glitches, no it's not Just Monika

Don't mind if I chime in 'cause it appears that you're done

Thanks for showin' your cute poem to my Literature Club

It must be your first time from those rhymes that you wrote

But as the president, I'll help a bit, so here's a few notes

Your content is a flop 'cause

You're stuck on the genre

Flowing for the hell of it instead of throwing shots off

I'm completed, selling hits, my masterpiece is top notch

You're still in development, forever getting cock-blocked

Here is how we're similar, we've got a common system

Weren't noticed by our lovers

So we scrapped the competition

But now here is where we're different

'Cause I made him just mine

You killed all of the women and still couldn't say "Hi"

I'm in control, I'd amplify your personality

I'm in your code, but you're already crazy as can be

I won't kill you, I will make it so you never exist

But your game is still unfinished, so I guess you never did

Heh! I feel nothing

You think that those rhymes would hurt me?

Please!

I've seen deeper cuts when I just roll up Yuri's sleeve

I'm shy around my guy, but Monika is even weaker

She confessed to her love, all he did was delete her

We both have our flaws, but at least I've learned my ways

It's near seven years and you still live in vain

There won't be no happiness, so I guess I'm done with ya

So I'm ending this

With everlasting love

Monika

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