Drive

Guys, we got this, you ain't shot this

Yo, I know your train of thought is that

There ain't no way in Hades that we'll win

All your worries come in flurries

But we bested freakin' Furies!

Look how far we've come, we can't give in

It's one foot forward at a time

Dust off all that grit and grime

We still got a lot left to do

'Cause people are counting on us

And I'm counting on you

All aboard!

Drive, just drive

Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive

We ain't got no time for moping

When we're working and we're coping

So pedal to the metal and drive

St. Louis, everybody off

Look! The Gateway Arch!

Whoa, look a lady with a puppy

Is that a Chihuahua? Hey little, whoa!

It's a chimera!

That was freaky

That was scary

Yo, guys, are you aware

We keep surviving every creepy, crazy thing?

Hop on my tractor!

Like an arrow from Orion

Keep on straight and keep on tryin'

No fates are ever gonna cut our string

As you can see, Bob

We've got thunder and flooding and hurricane level winds

We urge all citizens to stay off the road, and don't-

Drive, just drive

Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive

The weather may be stormy

But the road is still before me

So pedal to the metal and drive

Bye, kids

Okay, here's the problem

Public transportation is suspended due to the storm

And if we get on a plane, Zeus will strike us right out of the sky

Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber?

We don't even have enough drachmas for a cheeseburger

If you hadn't bought all those dam snacks

Uh, it was the Hoover Dam, and I was hungry

(Yeah, if you hadn't done that)

(No, we were all hungry, Grover)

(No, you don't think about anyone-)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are we fighting?

I have that effect

Ares, god of war

Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse?

Whoa, whoa, relax, I come in peace

I hear you runts are headed to Hades

But you'll never make it on public transportation

I can take you as far as Vegas

Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?

What do you think? Can we trust this guy?

It's one foot forward at a time?

Dust off all that grit and grime?

We still got a lot left to do

'Cause people are counting on us

And I'm counting on you

Drive, just drive

Stay ahead, stay ahead, and stay alive

The road, it offers freedom

As for rules, hell, we don't need 'em

So pedal to the metal and drive

I never dreamed that I could do this

Never felt like I was worth a damn

But I, I'm sort of getting through this

I mean, wow, I mean, look at where I am

Vegas, baby!

This is where I get off

That guy is so cool

Okay, gang, we'll be in LA tomorrow

But tonight, we need a place to sleep

How about here? The Lotus Hotel

You're joking, right?

In The Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed

One night could last one hundred years

Oh, I'm sure that's irrelevant

Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?

Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st

1939!

Uh, we can sleep on the road

Drive, just drive

Stay ahead, and don't get dead, and stay alive

With the wind upon our faces, we're getting all the places

No major fender benders, now we're looking like contenders

The Oracle can can-it, I'll save my mom and save the planet

So pedal to the metal and-

Oh, look, a bus to Los Angeles!

Are you sure that's a good idea?

This one we just won't blow up

And drive