Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching

Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching, he's bitching

They're bitching, we're bitching

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

All the time

What do they do for love?

What do they do for love?

Four Jews in a room

Bitching, bitching, bitching, bitching

Four Jews in a room stoop (They stoop)

To pray

I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish, half Jewish

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Night and day

Slavery, slavery

We crossed the desert

Running for our lives

Fleeing from the Pharaoh

Who was up to no good

Now we're at the Red Sea

Pharaoh is behind us

Wanting us extincted

What we need is a miracle!

And then the Red Sea

Split before us

No more tsouris

We got our miracle

Four Jews itching for answers

Four Jews bitching their whole life long

I'm Whizzer, I'm Jason

I'm Mendel, I'm Marvin

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

Bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Right or wrong

In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone

And say their sons are all on fire

We are manipulating people and we need to know

Our worst sides aren't ignored

The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

We do not tippy toe

We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed

Excel in bed

We smell in bed

Where is the bed?

I love the bed

Who has the bed?

I want the bed!

Who stole the bed?

Who stole the bed?

I lost it twice

The bed is mine

The bed is nice

The bed is

Four Jews in a room bitching, whee!

Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous

I'm simple, I'm Jewish

Slavery, slavery

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Funny, funny, funny, funny

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic

They're neurotic, we're neurotic

I'm neurotic, he's neurotic (Four Jews)

They're neurotic, we're neurotic (In a room bitching)

Four Jews in a room

Four Jews in a room

Slavery, slavery

Four Jews in a room bitching

Bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Now and then

Can't lose

Loose screws

Four

One, two, three, four

Five!

Five Jews