Sam's Song

D: Here's a happy tune S: A happy tune

D: You'll love to croon S: You love to croon

D: They call it Dean's song S: Hey, you don't seem to understand

D: Catchy as can be S: I must agree

D: The melody S: The melody

D: They call it Dean's song S: Looks like I'm gonna have to explain this thing

S: You don't dig this scene

S: I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song

D: Sam, you're just a ham S: But Dean here's the scam

S: The song was named after Sam

D: Sam who?

S: Sam Houston

D: Oh

May I say with pride where I reside

They call it Dean's song And that's quite a group you have going for you

There's no bigger choir that you could hire for singing Dean's song

They make the Mormon Tabernacle sound like a trio

Sam it's plain to see that you're put out with me

Well I'm not just singing along

Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you (Tell you what I'll do, since you're a Jew...)

We'll call it Clyde's song Clyde's song?

Here's a happy tune

Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it was named after me but he's calling it

Clyde's song

Catchy as can be

No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cause he's calling it

Clyde's song

Nothing on your mind

There's a lot on my mind and I'm standing here saying you're being unkind 'cause you're calling it

Clyde's song

My Italian friend we have reached the end

We don't seem to blend

Sam, let's compromise

Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you mean that you'll do it your way and call it

Sam's song

Did he say Sam's song?

Let's give the ending a rhyme

But don't nobody tell Clyde

That the name of this song is Sam's song

It's not Irving's song

Sam's song

It's not even Mona's song

Sam's song

Only thing I know is when this record comes out it better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get a nasty letter from Calhoun and a telephone call too

Hmmm I'm thinking you're starting to get dirty down there