Backyard

I washed and folded all of your laundry

I fixed that sink with the leak

I left you some meals in the freezer

Enough to last you a week

So maybe when the weather is warmer

And you have a day that is free

That!

You should come and visit me.

Oh, nope! Can't leave my buddy here alone.

The gnome is keeping you here?

Well, yup.

The garden gnome's life isn't easy

This terracotta rots in the turf

Once I went away for a weekend

That't great!

Some neighbours painted him like a smurf

I need to be here to protect him

I'm kinda like his bodyguard

I'm better off in my backyard

I gotta run to the store and pick up some touch up paint

Ok- You're coming with me.