In This Corner

Oy! Looks like there's gonna be trouble!

Oooh-ee! He don't know who he's messin' with!

Ah-ah!

Ladies! Gentlemen! And those who have yet to make up your minds!

In this corner, lean and brown

Weighing in in a gold lamé gown, yuh yuh

In this corner, here tonight!

In the cradle of a bright white light

Hit him in his big mouth!

Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!

Hit him off his high horse!

Hit him so everyone can see

Yeah

Who do you think you are?

Coming out of town looking like

A penny sardine on a five star plate

You better watch your back!

In this corner, heavy weight

Breathing heavy like a buttermilk cake

Can a real man ever confess

He was beaten by a guy in a dress?

Ooh, hit him in the lipstick!

Hit him in his femininity, yeah!

Hit him of his high heel!

Hit him in the cheek

And send him back to London-Town!

Sequined freak

Oooh, you are gonna get slapped, slapped, slapped!

Alright, alright, alright, listen up, you two

I want a clean, fair, but artfully performed fight

I don't want to see any blows below the belt, or any hairs out of place

Ooh, hang on darling, you've got a tick of lipstick on ya' teeth

Alright then! Get to your corners and come out fighting!

He ain't half the man Don is!

Uh, you can say that again

In this corner, wow the crowd

Take him down and make us ladies proud

In this corner, dominate!

Set her up, so we can set her straight

Round one!

Hit him in his big mouth!

Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!

Hit him off his high horse!

Hit him so everyone can see, ooh yeah!

Back to your corners, you beasts!

Care for a grasshopper, darling? It'll keep you bouncy!

If you finish him off fast, we can still get kimchi at the Korean's!

So you got a good shot, but don't get cocky!

I am pretty as Ali and tough us Rocky!

If you're lucky I might let you off easy

Don, you know I get excited when you tease me

What's the matter, Don, you look a little pale

I feel like a hammer!

I feel like a nail!

Come on, Don, knock him black and blue!

Here comes an uppercut, a left hook, and a pirouette too!

Round two!

Hit him in his big mouth!

Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!

Hit him off his high horse!

Hit him so everyone can, everyone can, everyone can...!

Un! Deux! Trois!

You hit him off his high horse!

Don really let that big fist fly, yeah!

He hit him with his brute force!

Now he can hold his head up

High

High

High

Now he can hold his head up high!