Friendship

You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago.

We're two of a kind, all right.

Partners!

Through thick and thin!

Night and day!

Right or wrong!

If you're ever in a jam

Here I am

If you ever need a pal

I'm your gal

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail

I'm your bail

It's friendship

Friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot!

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If you're ever down a well

Ring my bell

If you ever catch on fire

Send a wire

If you ever lose your teeth

When you're out to dine

Borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have ceased to jell

Ours will still be swell!

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If they ever black your eyes

Put me wise

If they ever cook your goose

Blind me loose

If they ever put a bullet through your brain

I'll complain

It's friendship

Friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships go up in smoke

Ours will still be oke!

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If you ever lose your mind

I'll be kind

If you ever lose your shirt

I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half

I won't laugh

It's friendship

Friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been "forgate"

Ours will still be great!

If they ever crack your spine

Drop a line

If they ever cut your throat

Write a note

If they ever make a cannibal stew of you

Invite me too!

It's friendship

Friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick!

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When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot!