Be More Chill - Pt. 1

Take your hands out of your pockets

Arch your back, puff out your chest

Add some swagger to your gait, or

You'll look like a masturbator

Fix your posture, then the rest

But I AM a masturbator-

We'll fix that

All your nerdiness is ugly

Nerd?

I thought I was more of a geek, but-

All your stammering's a chore

Wh-wh-what?

Your tics and fidgets are persistent

And your charm is non-existent

We'll fix your vibe, then fix some more

Bu- (Bu-)

I- (Bu-)

Sh- (No)

Wai- (Stop)

Oh, everything about you is so terrible

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die

Jesus Christ

So don't freak out

And don't resist

And have no doubt

If I assist

You will

Be more chill

First thing's first, go buy a new shirt

What?! What's wrong with my shirt- (Shh)

It's better if you just comply

My job's to color your aesthetic

And make you seem much less pathetic

So just step and fetch, don't ask me why

How are you with math homework?

I'm a super-computer, Jeremy

I'm made of math

Oh, everything about you is so terrible (everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks)

Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die (everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks)

All the people in the mall think you are such a slob (you're a slob, terrible, such a slob!)

Boy, can I see why!

Now, you, try picking a shirt

That's a girl's shirt

Jerry?

Uh, Jeremy

You shop here?

Oh, yeah all the time-

Never

Never, is what I meant to-

Greet the beta

Oh, hey, Brooke

"You look sexy"

I can't say that to a hot girl!

Don't smile, stare intensely

Speak like you don't care about your own death

Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke

Thanks

Is that a girl's shirt?

No

"Yes"

Yes

Repeat after me-

I saw it in the window (I saw it in the window)

And I couldn't dismiss (and I couldn't dismiss)

I was dating a girl and (I was dating a girl)

She had a shirt just like this (and she had a shirt just like this!)

It's still painful! (It's still painful)

So, who was this mystery girl?

Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so-

Madeline

Madeline

What?

She's French

Ugh, she is NOT French!

She just pretends to be for attention!

Madeline broke up with you?

Yeah... (No)

I mean-

I broke up with her (I broke up with her)

'Cause she was cheating on me ('cause she was cheating on me!)

Hey, Hamlet

Be more chill