Everybody's Got the Right

Hey, pal, feelin' blue?

Don't know what to do?

Hey, pal, I mean you!

Yeah!

Come here and kill a president!

No job, cupboard bare?

One room, no one there?

Hey, pal, don't despair

You wanna shoot a president?

C'mon and shoot a president

Some guys think they can't be winners

First prize often goes to rank beginners

How much?

Four-fifty. Ivor johnson, .32. Rubber handles

Owls stamped on the side

All right, give me

Hey, kid, failed your test?

Dream girl unimpressed?

Show her you're the best

If you can shoot a president

You can get the prize with the big blue eyes

Skinny little thighs, and those big blue eyes (Mister!)

Everybody's got the right to be happy

Don't stay mad, life's not as bad as it seems

If you keep your goal in sight

You can climb to any height

Everybody's got the right to their dreams

Deal

Mister-

I said "deal"

You, you wait your turn

It is my turn

I was here first!

Watch it now, no violence!

Hey, fella, feel like you're a failure?

Bailiff on your tail?

Your wife run off for good?

Hey, fella, feel misunderstood?

Come here and kill a president

Okay!

Oh, what's-a wrong, boy?

Boss-a treat you crummy?

Trouble with your tummy?

This-a bring you some relief

Here, give some hail-a to da chief

You gimme prize?

Anything you want

I want prize. You gimme prize!

Only eight bucks. Cheap for "anything you want"

Everybody's got the right to be different

Even though at times they go to extremes

Aim for what you want a lot

Everybody gets a shot

Everybody's got a right to their dreams

Yo, baby, looking for a thrill?

The Ferris Wheel is that way

No, baby, this requires skill-

Okay, you want to give it a try

Jeez, lady, give a guy some room!

The bumper cars are that way

Please, lady, don't forget that guns can go boom

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Hey, gang, look who's here

There's our pioneer

Hey, chief, loud and clear

Everybody's got the right to be happy

Say, "enough," it's not as tough as it seems

Don't be scared you won't prevail

Everybody's free to fail

No one can be put in jail for their dreams

Free country!

Means your dreams can come true

Be a scholar

Make a dollar

Free country!

Means they listen to you

Scream and holler

Grab 'em by the collar!

Free country!

Means you dont have to sit

That's it!

And put up with the shit

Everybody's got the right to some sunshine, everybody!

Not the sun, but maybe one of its beams

(One of its beams)

Rich man, poor man, black or white

Pick your apple, take a bite

Everybody just hold tight to your dreams

Everybody's got the right to their dreams

Ladies and Gentlemen

The President of the United States

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Abraham Lincoln!

Excuse me

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Sic semper tyrannis!