Corn - Reprise

Cobb County friends!

Your dark days are at an end!

I know that you've been prayin'

For an ear that you can bend

Well, it took a little science

A little math, a little myth

But I've formed a little formula

Now feast your eyes on this!

(Ah!)

A newly grown, perfect ear of corn!

It's really corn?!

Yep!

It's been resurrected and reborn

Hallelujah! In a field full of failure

It's a yellow unicorn

Woo! Maizy brought a savior for our corn

What happened?

Gordy fixed the corn!

What?!

Gordy fixed the corn!

No!

I've analyzed, hypothesized, and agonized

And realized the reason why your corn is dyin'

Is because of those rocks!

Rocks? What about the corn?

Got a corn problem?

I'm your man

Need a green thumb?

I'm a whole green hand

What's your plan?

The corn's in trouble

So let's troubleshoot

Like any other problem

The problem's at the root

And the roots ain't rootin' 'cause the soil ain't soakin'

And the soil ain't soakin' 'cause the rocks are suckin'

All the water from the soil

All the water from the stalks

Wanna fix your corn?

You gotta start with the rocks

What's he sayin'?

The rocks gotta go!

Move those rocks

And your corn will grow

Oh!

Move those rocks

And the corn will grow

Whoa!

Well, holy shit!

Holy shit!

That's a lot!

Who'd've thought?

All we gotta do is move those rocks!

And it was like (and it was like)

Cornography (corn-lottery!)

Maizy walked into a shucking victory!

Beau said "You gotta be shuckin' kiddin' me!"

Lulu, Peanut, Maizy too

Did that thing they always do

What? Sing!

Everything you thought you knew about me

Just because you caught a bus to Tampa -

Just like that, I turned it on its ear

He will never fit into our world

And that corn wouldn't stand a chance without me

Don't do it, girl

All you did was doubt me

Ever since you came back here ('Cause you came back here)

And Gordy said

The corn will grow!

And Maizy said

I told you so!

And the whole town turned and looked at Beau

You believe all this?

Well, yes we do!

You really do?

And I do too! (Yes!)

Beau was jealous, Beau was mad

Stubborn pride was all he had

Lulu, Peanut, the whole town too

Did that thing they always do (Sing!)

The place went nuts (Oh, I'm a woman of the world)

Shuckin' nuts (Corn!)

They lost their minds (Mean-eared, Cobb County corn)

I'm not just (He saved us) (I fixed the corn!)

It was all confused (I fixed the corn!)

Did you hear that corn?

Say what you will

I'm a woman of the world

He fixed the corn!

Sure did

Then Gordy got down on a knee in the dirt

Found a little rock, just to show 'em how it worked

Beau told Maizy

You are outta your mind!

And she was on her own this time

Well, I think -

When Maizy told Beau

You can jump off a dock!

Just about the time

I loosened up a rock

And this is where Maizy kinda lost the plot

But it ain't so crazy to think the thought she thought

Why yes, Gordy Jackson

I will marry you!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What what what what what?

Holy shit!

What about that shit!