We Love Jesus

Did you take a little tinkle?

Shake off your little dinkle?

The show gets even better

If you had a little drink-le

It's looking like a wedding

But not the one you thought

The only way to get there is right back where we left off

We go to church on Sunday twice

And even on a Wednesday night

So our chances into the pearly gates are triple

That leaves us five whole days to sin

All kinds of crazy to get in

Yeah, we love Jesus

But we drink a little

A little too much, a little too often

We get started, there's no stoppin'

When someone busts out a banjo, horn or fiddle

We turn water into wine

We turn corn into shine

Yeah, we love Jesus

But we drink a little

We're up with the rooster, man

Got achin' backs and calloused hands

With Uncle Sam squeezin' every nickel

Even Saint Peter has his fun

After a long workweek is done

Yeah, we love Jesus

But we drink a little

A little too late, a little too early

If you get bored or you get thirsty

Yeah, we got just the thing to whet your whistle

We turn water into wine

We turn corn into shine

Yeah, we love Jesus

But we drink a little

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We like a little jig

Like a little jug

Like a little kiss

And we like a little hug

Like a little bacon

And we like a little beans

Love a little butt

In some tight blue jeans

We love a little cow (we love a little cow)

And we like a little tippin' (like a little tippin')

Like a little skin (like a little skin)

In our skinny-dippin'

We like a little shot

We like a little chew

We love a little cock in a doodle-doodle-doo

A little too much, a little too often

When we get started there's no stoppin'

When someone busts out a banjo, horn or fiddle

We turn into wine

We turn corn into shine

Yeah, we love Jesus

We love Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Oprah

Dolly Parton, Deepak Chopra

We love Jesus

But we drink a little

Yeah!