The Thrill of First Love

Hang up all your clothes

Whizzer begs, Whizzer knows

Shave your legs, make me sick

You're a prick, God, you're impossible

We've been together for nine months

Ten months, nine months, ten months

Nine months, ten months

We are the salt of the bourgeoisie

While I put the steak in, I bring home the bacon

And we're proud to say we love it how we

Don't, won't, don't, won't, don't agree

Everything he owns is vile

Marvin doesn't care a whit

Marvin doesn't share my devotion to style

Men from France can cancel a debt

Men in cufflinks make me forget my name

I intend to upset this regrettable game

Whizzer takes me by the neck

What is this, wash and wear?

Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of dreck

Send me flowers, mention is made

Make them roses, attention is paid in full

See how quickly he sours, when he pushes, I pull

Hang up your clothes, Marvin, breedin' shows, Marvin

I was rich, he was horny, we fit like a glove

Close your eyes, Whizzer

Passion dies

But I'd kill for that thrill of first love

We ask for passion at all times

We stand to passion and drink this toast

Still, it's awfully tryin', and we're not denyin'

That of all the lesser passions, we like fightin' most

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Whizzer screws too much to see

What a joy's monogamy

What a joy is savin' his joys for one man

Leave me, love me, ha, don't be a fool

Want me, feed me, no one's so cruel

And cheap what I love I devour

What you love, you devour, what I covet I keep

Isn't that right, Whizzer? Let's both fight, Whizzer

I was trained in karate, I'm best when I cheat

So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove

And I'll kill for that thrill of first love

We've been together for nine months

Ten months, nine months, we've been together for ten months

Nine months, ten months

In fact, we've almost survived a year

True, but who is countin'? We're too busy mountin'

A display of our affection that is so sincere

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Passion dies

Passion dies

I would kill for that thrill (I would kill for that thrill) of first love (of first love)

I would kill for that thrill (I would kill for that thrill) of first love

I would kill for that thrill of first love

Love, love