Jude Law

I thought Jude Law had ruined love for me

Cause they wrote him too well in The Holiday

Didn't know what else to blame for my high expectations

So when anyone asked, that's what I'd say

And my parents are so in love it's disgusting

Had a meet cute at sleep away camp

Got engaged after only six months of dating

And have been obsessed with each other ever since

Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning

Perfectionist eldest who avoids falling and spinning

Into love like the plague

But you proved me wrong

What else can I say?

Every date I'd ever had was a rerun

Of some half-wit sit-com romance

As the laugh track would play over our busted cliches

I'd think, "Do I even stand a chance?"

But you burst into my life through the back door

Knocked every breath straight out of my chest

I am gasping but grinning, pessimism is splitting

You fill the pit the distrust left

Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning

A hypocrite romantic who avoids falling and spinning

Into love like the plague

But you proved me wrong

What else can I say?

Maybe this is the end

Roll the credits and then we'll get our moment off screen

The theater lights rise, we're alone for the first time

I guess it's just you and me

I guess it's just you and me

You and me

Assumed I was doomed from the very beginning

A now ex-nihilist who avoids falling and spinning

Into love like the plague

But you proved me wrong

What else can I say?