Hard On The Ticker

I gave up paminto cheese

Da-Daminos delivery

Whisky sours

Apple pies

Finger lickin chicken fried

Are gastronomic history

I used to like them scary shows

But I gave them up awhile ago

Dont do no death defying

Roller coaster riding

Now a days I just take it slow

Every since we started dating

I've been compinsating

To keep from getting up to heaven any quicker

Because she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she otta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker

Now when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy hits the floor

Silky hair, scarlet lips

Swinging double jointed hips

My blood begins to boil

And when she nibbles on my ear

Its partly pleasure

Partly fear

A little dab is all it takes

To get my heart a palpataing

Feeling like the end is near

I outta get a policy

A double indimety

It make my benificery

A whole lot richer

Because she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she otta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker

Thats my girl

yeah shes hard on the ticker

I outta get a policy

A double indminity

It make my benifciry

A whole lot richer

Because she's hard on the ticker

Hard On the ticker

That girl is such a hazard

That she otta have a sticker saying

Hard on the ticker

Cause she is hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

She's hard on the ticker

Hey shes hard on the ticker