Ya Never Know

I can't believe it!

It couldn't be happening!

Pinch me girls!

It couldn't be happening!

All of this sudden success coming out of the blue!

I put a sign up

Right in the front window

An advertisement

Right in the front window

Stop in and see the amazing new plant "Audrey II"

And the really remarkable thing is that people they do

Seymour, that twerp of a clutz

Finally did something right

Audrey II drives 'em nuts

What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist

And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!

"Well, how'd I do?"

"You was great on the radio Seymour!"

"You sounded sexier that the wolf-man"

"You're an over night sensation Seymour!"

"Who'da believed it?"

One day he pushed a broom

Nothing in his news but gloom and doom

Then he lit a fuse and give him room

Stand aside and watch that mothah blow

Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!

Don't it go to show ya never know?

Seymour was in a bunk

He was number zero

Who'da thunk he'd become a hero?

Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so

Then one day-Crash! Kerplunk!

Don't it go to show ya never know?

Sit down Seymour, now we gon' sing for you

All the world used to screw him

Big-wham-pow! Now they interview him

And they clamor to put his remarks

On the air

All the world used to hate him

Now they're startin' t'appreciate him

All because of that strange little plant

Over there

Observe him! Here's a chap

Everything is landing in his lap

(I just cut my hand and in a snap

Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened)

Zam! Kazap!

Don't it go to show ya never know?

One day you're slinging hash

Feeling so rejected

Lightning flash, you get resurrected

Make a splash-now you rate the big

Bravissimo

And with a thundercrash-

Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom

Zang kazunk, zam kazoom

Zowee powee holy cow

He ordered up a rainbow to go

Wow! Pow! Lookout below!

Don't it go to show ya never know?