Toledo Surprise

Chop the nuts

Pound the dough

Bake it up

Nice and slow

Then you got a Toledo

Toledo Surprise

(Now sell it!)

Pit the peach

Peel the skin

Mush it up

Throw it in

That's a tasty Toledo

Toledo Surprise (Now you're cooking!)

First you beat it up

Then you sweet it up

When you heat it up

If it tries to rise

Don't let it

It's a snap

Try it folks

Whip your whites

Split your yolks

Then you got a splendid-o

Toledo Surprise

You boys are naturals, keep it up!

A 5-6-7-8

Mr Feldzieg? Ooh, what's going on here?

Kitty, I'm developing a new act

Toledo Surprise

You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it?

They're not even in the union!

Shh! You got it all wrong

The new act: it's for you, Kitty!

And these boys are your backup dancers!

Backup dancers? Holy cats!

What the hot Toledo

Does to my libido

Good? Mmm, yes indeed-o

Sugary yum yum

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Surprise!

Squeeze the cream

Grease the pan

Lick the spoon

Flip the flan

Makes you bust your tuxedo

Toledo Surprise

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Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make announcement

Wedding is off!

What? For the love of god, why?

Aldolpho has made love to the bride! (Oh)

That is not the bride, you idiot. That is the chaperone!

What?

The wedding is on!

The wedding is off!

What?

Robert kissed a French girl

Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful

I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you!

Only French

Sweet mother of pearl!

Underling?

Yes, madam?

What is all this commotion about?

The wedding, madam

Wedding? Oh, I love weddings

I'm afraid it's been called off

Oh, how terrible

Yes, what a tragedy!

What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy!

Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done!

First you beat it up (Hey, look at that!)

Then you sweet it up

When you heat it up

If it tries to rise

Don't let it

(Oh, Mr Feldzieg!)

Toledo Surprise!

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Surprise?

Wait until it's ready

Now it's lookin' ready

Surprise! (You got it!)

Makes me twitch

Makes me shake

This dessert

Takes the cake

Hits me like a torpedo

Toledo Surprise

Toledo Surprise

Toledo Surprise

Surprise!

Surprise!

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Whoah!

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Surprise!

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Surprise!

♪

(Uh oh, here we go!)

Chop the nuts

Pound the dough

Bake it up

Nice and slow

Then you got a Toledo

Toledo Surprise

Then you got a Tole-

Then you got a Tole-

Then you got a Tole-

Then you got a Tole-

Then you got a Tole-

Surprise!

Wait until it's ready

Surprise!

Wait until it's ready

Surprise!

That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!